The inquisition

Words are flowing out / Like endless rain into a papercup
They slither while they pass / They slip away across the universe

“Across the Universe” by the Beatles

How do you get rid of a cold — not just any cold, the kind that makes your whole body ache and makes you sneeze 4 times in a row?

When someone tells you, “wow, you look nice today!” does that mean that every other day you look like crap?

Why does asking for help make me feel like I’m inadequate?

Should I start writing the daily haiku again?

2 thoughts on “The inquisition

  1. To cure a cold you need two dvds with very simple story lines. Any romantic comedy or Adam Sandler movie works. You need a bottle of whiskey, a bear of honey, a bag of lemons, a bag of canela sticks, boiling water. Put on a movie, put a tablespoon of honey in a cup, add a shot of whiskey, a cinnamon stick, squeeze a lemon with an impresadora into the glass and add hot water. Go watch the movie. Repeat about four or five times until you’ve finished both movies. Go to sleep for fourteen hours. You should feel fine after that.

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