Aaargh, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys! If ye landlubbers need help, check the translator, aaargh!

About three weeks ago, th’ cabinmate and another mate, Gabby, plan’d a pirate theme party. All wenches and scallywags dress’d in their finest pirate rags. If they didn’t, they walk’d the plank! Aaargh!

Aye, aye, mateys! We had a jolly good time at the paaarrrty. The vessel looked finer than a treasure chest with the fearsome Jolly Roger flyin’ high above Boyle Heights.

The rotten scallywags drank many a bottles o’ rum and grog, danc’d to a fine fancy sea shantey an’ had us a grand good time.

An’ no, nobody gave up the booty. Aaargh!